Saturday, January 19, 2008

Leaves Of house...

Get up, get up
says your trainer

I feel tired
you say
just let me
lay down

Oh, no, no, no, you big pussy
you're much stronger than that
why do you think you're here
in the first place?

Because I never knew what else to do?

Exactly, asshole
now let me stop that bleeding
keep your guard up
and punch, jab, punch, jab

He must be tired
you say
just let him
lay down

That's it, that's it

says your trainer


Boz said...

It should be jab jab jab punch, bob and weave, bob and weave, jab jab jab punch.

Eugene said...

Mike Tyson's Punch Out is one of the most racist games ever. And it is shit coming out of my dickhole hard to beat... it's just impossible. I tried to use the PowerGlove to beat it, but... we all know that the Glove is useless. Hella cool tho.