Thursday, January 26, 2012

You Should Have Paid More Attention...

"Do not open if quality seal is broken."

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Now I know my ABC's, won't you come and play with me?

A list of friends from the past and present...
Baxter = Socrates/Sisyphus
Chris learned everything that he knows through movies.
Dawne. Thank you. SO MUCH.
Ender. I won.
Fran was very serious about transcribing my notebook writing.
George is my oldest friend. Tell me to have lunch with him more before it's too late.
Henry Higgins. Just you wait. Henry Higgins.
Ijaz defies logic and pees/used to pee in public.
Jesse is prolific.
Kevynn/Kevin was/is...
Landon is very cool. Why are we not better friends?
Natty Bee and I are related.
O, The Places You'll Go!
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.

You’ll look up and down the streets. Look ’em over with care.
About some you will say, “I don’t choose to go there.”
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you’re too smart to go down any not-so-good street.

Out there things can happen
and frequently do
to people as brainy
and footsy as you.

And when things start to happen,
don’t worry. Don’t stew.
Just go right along.
You’ll start happening too.

Except when they don’t.
Because, sometimes they won’t.

I’m afraid that some times
you’ll play lonely games too.
Games you can’t win
‘cause you’ll play against you.

All Alone!
Whether you like it or not,
Alone will be something
you’ll be quite a lot.

And when you’re alone there’s a very good chance
you’ll meet things that scare you right out of your pants.
There are some, down the road between hither and yon,
that can scare you so much you won’t want to go on.

On and on you will hike.
And you know you’ll hike far
and face up to your problems
whatever they are.

You’ll get mixed up, of course,
as you already know.
You’ll get mixed up
with many strange birds as you go.
So be sure when you step.
Step with care and great tact
and remember that Life’s
a Great Balancing Act.
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And never mix up your right foot with your left.


work in progress

Friday, January 13, 2012


my toes are freezing
my Bizarro muscles are sore
I don't know what I'm doing tonight


Saturday, January 07, 2012


fucking BORING.
with a CAPITAL

Monday, January 02, 2012

Tonight we make soap operas...

“Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The Queen is their slave.”