10/01/21

My Late SE?EN Movie Review...


I expected a bouquet of 'Edible Arrangements' or at least an expired Bed, Bath and Beyond gift card in the box - not Gweneth Paltrow's HEAD.




SPOILER ALERT.






Oh, HELLO!!!


Goddamn, I missed you all! 

I really DID! 

Holy Butts - I've seriously missed you!

I'm back good this time. 

I'm sorry that I was gone for so long but now I have more stories to tell. I know how to make this house look a little more welcoming and I need to tidy up a bit. 

Yay!!!

I'm glad to be back.



6/03/21

Reasons why humans haven't been allowed to have natural camouflage abilities

Because you'd use it to blend into the cheese section at Trader Joe's because you called  in sick  that day and just saw your boss.


Because you haven't paid to see a movie in years - you usually wait a month or so until the crowds die down and then you sit in the back corner seats. You usually prefer seat M1.

Because we would look like the walls of the bars that we drink at.

Because sometimes I'd look like Paw Patrol or Golden Girls episodes.

Because police would need thermal imaging googles.

Because you would be a pervert...or MORE perverted.

BecauseBecauseBecuzzzzzz! Becauseofthewonderfulthingshedoes!!!

Because of pee. Because of poop.

Concerts would seem empty.

Because we would look like TARGET. The store. ALL OF IT.

5/14/21

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Alfred Drummond...

BABY'S BREATH

Br

Ghost Town

Rwarrrrrr

 #141

Gosling Hates This

I DIED, I DID

BLOOOOOOOO

Is he dark enough

Lemon

DANCEPANTS

CONTINUE?

Tibetan Jowls

BZZZZZZ

The End

Beezle

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GUIDE TO THE NIGHT SKY

Meow

BOOKSMART

CIAO MEOW

Lucky Cheeto

HI

Horrible Guilty Pleasures

ADHD

Lemon Dance Pants

AAAAYYYYY

CONTINUE

DIENOW

NICE and DEPRESSING

HEY b

htdhghhghgdhgd

CADILLAC and CARDIACS

HARPY HARPY jOY ohBOY

COVERS SREVOC

Kafka

Beezle

WOEM

EM rOW

IG-**

ihateyoursndtrxxx

STOPGOWAIT

WATYER COLOUR

HELP. { PLEASE }

Angel-Headed Hipster

DUN