Because you'd use it to blend into the cheese section at Trader Joe's because you called in sick that day and just saw your boss.
Because you haven't paid to see a movie in years - you usually wait a month or so until the crowds die down and then you sit in the back corner seats. You usually prefer seat M1.
Because we would look like the walls of the bars that we drink at.
Because sometimes I'd look like Paw Patrol or Golden Girls episodes.
Because police would need thermal imaging googles.
Because you would be a pervert...or MORE perverted.
BecauseBecauseBecuzzzzzz! Becauseofthewonderfulthingshedoes!!!
Because we would look like the walls of the bars that we drink at.
Because sometimes I'd look like Paw Patrol or Golden Girls episodes.
Because police would need thermal imaging googles.
Because you would be a pervert...or MORE perverted.
BecauseBecauseBecuzzzzzz! Becauseofthewonderfulthingshedoes!!!
Because of pee. Because of poop.
Concerts would seem empty.
Because we would look like TARGET. The store. ALL OF IT.
Concerts would seem empty.
Because we would look like TARGET. The store. ALL OF IT.
Hello, I love you.
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