Saturday, November 07, 2020

Alternate Histories...

“In ancient days, men looked at stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood...

For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.”

“Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man's search will not be denied. But these men were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts."
 

Saturday, October 10, 2020

ideadump2

If Superman was there to protect the planet but human flesh gave him his powers instead.of our sun.

Wednesday, October 07, 2020

this will replace THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID...

SPACE ALIENS is my new answer to every question from now on.

From NOW ON.

This makes no sense and is not funny. 

Typing my Fat Free Milk posts via phone is seeming to be a bad idea.

idea dump1

Karate V Kung Fu
A son or daughter?
Or name? 
Two sisters?
Kara Tay and Kimfu?
Ugh. Dumb.

Saturday, October 03, 2020

Hi.

Just saw an old buddy of 20 years. I was passing out new business cards with my name and Don Knotts' face on it  tonight at my friend's bar and he's celebrating his wedding with family. 

But......DON KNOTTS.

On my business card.

DON KNOTTS.


Thursday, September 24, 2020

Tuesday, April 14, 2020

🤔

I will always be here for you 

Here

Kevynn

Kevin

Fat Free Milk

BLOG PYRA LABS 

I am so close again.

Hollow-boned, fire ferocioussssityelykinesisnesly-like
and 

hello 

I am a

Peter Pan Dummy Person

I started Fat Free Milk in 2002

I think we need to talk

Because soooo much BLAHHH BLARGHGY FOOEY

connections are key
Prisms skylines endgames epochs
Covid crow murder mystery mayhem some more, please?

I can't. Explain. How fucking sad it's been since Yapples Bedappled and I lost you to car salesmen love. Your fake help
Your fake bad hip of the mind
Nobody has room for you on their
Yak YAK YAK







Tuesday, January 07, 2020

Space Kiddies

Yay!!! I created a thing! YAY! MEOW? Just watch the damn thing. Spacekiddies.com

Monday, September 17, 2018

Like a Fat Free Milk leper messiah When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band....Hi. How are you??? HI!!!




I want you to tell me your TOP TEN 80's songs and then swap the lead singer's voice with the voice of Megatron from the 80's Transformers cartoon. What I just wrote is not important.