Okay
maybe
I’m stupid
or maybe I’m just stupid
But I bet you a million dollars
that I'm
totally
stupid
or at the least
just stupid
but
in the
2,369 years
that I’ve had
this unsexy
and fugly
Fat Free Milk blog
would you believe
that I’ve never made
any money off of it
Well, I did ONCE
A small amount
A pitance
An amount that was MORE
than what your sister
typically makes in an hour
and MUCH less
than what your Mother
makes in a week
I mean
in all seriousness
how many years ago
did I start this?
progressively, as the years ammassed
what was once an occasional well passed amusement and 22semi-stasis head-shaking wonder
slowly grew into a miasmic
the cost of a random subscription
or some other necessary obligation like
the monthly upkeep of my lawn and it's much-needed landscaping
monthly COST of my PORN and much-needed manscaping
I'm a poor representative of my people
the Vietnamese/Irish
And I don't mean
the Vietnamese AND the Irish
Noooooo, MY people.
The Half Vietnamese and Half Irish
Yes...special needs, Indeed.
The Chosen Juans?
The Right Hand of Dog?
The Children of Cleetus?
The Lords of Lobot?
The 9 of Nein Numb Five?
The Gombe Primates of Tanzanian Doom?
The Lords of Traci?
The Whore foreskins of Alpaca Lips?
Nooooo, MY PEOPLE
The ones that are both Half-Vietnamese
and Half-Irish
