Friday, March 21, 2025

Coconuts and Crabs

Like Gilligan meets Moreau meets a Dangerous Game meets Home Malone meets the Karate Kid part 2 meets The Transformers Movie - the one where they said a curse word and it still makes me upset just thinking about it meets Lost (only the first 2 seasons) meets Robinson Crusoe meets Swiss Family Robinson meets Lost in Soace "Danger Will Robinson!” meets Fed-Ex Tom Hankasauras and Bilson Cast Away in that movie meets Hunger Games meets The Island of The Blue Dolphins meets all the Jurassic Park islands meets Kenny and Dolly’s Islands in The Stream meets Ewan McGregors Island chasus maximus meets Tarzan Lird of Greystoke meets Mowgli, Kaa, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, etc. meets Goodall’s  Gombe Flint, Frodo and Fifi meets Misfit Toys meets Richard Branson meets Ricardo Mantalban and Tattoo meets the Weezer Green album meets Rykers meets Alcatraz meets In-N-Out 1000 animal fries meets when I almost died in Kauai meets Darwin’s Galapagos lizardz meets my 8% Polynesian meets Jisas Yu Holem Hand Blong Mi Melanesian meets Costa Mesa Fashion meets the middle of your kitchen. 

Okaybye.

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