I am Jane Goodall's Tanzanian monkeys typing about bananas.
4/10/06
Fat Free Judas...
Sometimes days just start out totally sucky. There is no guarantee that the day will get any better. There is only the guarantee that drinking will make all of this go away by midnight.
I decided that the world can neatly be divided into two groups of people. Those who make me laugh and those who I want to hit in the head with a shovel.
See what happens when you quit drinking? You spend all your beer money on shovels.
I decided that the world can neatly be divided into two groups of people. Those who make me laugh and those who I want to hit in the head with a shovel.
ReplyDeleteSee what happens when you quit drinking? You spend all your beer money on shovels.
just a spoonful of whiskey makes the bullshit go down...
ReplyDeletesing it with me...
Listen to some Pogues and everything will be ok.
ReplyDeleteI love everybody. Well, no - just all of you.
ReplyDeleteDrinking......it's not just for breakfast anymore.
ReplyDeletegoddamn. i love. drinking.
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