Thursday, March 29, 2007

The Planet Mars Has How Many Moons?



I was at the beach for something work-related today. I haven't been to the beach in two years and before that was about two years also. This summer I want to learn how to surf. I tried before and I sucked bad. I am also pale, out-of-shape and scared of sharks.

I will let you know what I think of the beach when I'm there in 2009.

2 comments:

  1. I probably wouldn't go to the beach if I lived in SoCal, either. Too many people. And butt cracks.

    But my first thought was, "That ungrateful bastard!!! I would go to the beach every day if I could!!"

    Eh. I didn't care so much about the ocean until I left it for another man. Er, the mountains. Stupid mountains, why can't you be the ocean? Well, ok, I guess that would be awkward. Big, pointy piles of water jutting up all around, covered in ski lifts and with hardly sand...

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  2. ("hardly ANY sand"...)

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