Fat Free Milk

9/11/16

BB

Hi

Hello

Like You

Love You

Happy

Scared

Confident

Holy Crap

STOP

Holy Crap

DO THAT MORE

HEY

I Like You

Please Be Kind Because

I Want This To Continue

I Do

THIS

Yeah that

Just NOT ALL OF THAT OTHER CRAP

K?

K.

Love,
K.

7/28/16

Fat Free Milk LIKES...

Smoking when drinking

Tiny houses with genetically-engineered Cockroach/Mastiff front gate security guardians

ESB Han Solo googleplex

Cacti

JB2 Pulse speakers

Scrub Jays cackling in backyards

Tiny pin-wheel things placed in front yards

Nerd-themed, bad-odds Vegas slot machines

Coconuts, baby

Conditioned air

Honey Bees

Honking at people that you don't know when you're driving by

Your poetry book that I don't want to buy

My poetry book that you don't want either

Constellation mobile phone apps

Nephews that act like you even if you're a distant uncle

Cars that you get into that only play classical music. ALWAYS

Easily-forgivable-now-not-important-at-all-arguments

Stephen King

A microphone and an audience

Being able to make a fire better than you because, you suck at it.

Handshakes and high-fives

Spotify playlists

Making you laugh

Pickling and canning fruits and vegetables

Epsom salt baths

Earthquakes

Champagne

Batman

Making martinis

Scars with stories attached

Running on a treadmill

Bacon bought from a deli

Lavender

Fancy tie clips

Raccoons

Halloween

mod·i·cum

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5/24/16

Sometimes it takes a little bit of effort
to make things go far.

3/27/16

Fortune cookie tonight said......

"I can't believe you ate that."

THIS......

2/29/16

“One-quarter portion.”

What may be indigestible to you, may be a delicacy to others.

2/23/16

I BLACKED OUT TONIGHT

you were all crazy
mad
sick
gross and
wanting
eyes-crossed and
disappointing
your bright eyes
became baby ghosts
dying, shrinking and
vanishing in seconds
but it seemed to me
like eons
my time with you tonight
seemed so
so long
so damn long
I feel sorry for all of you
the lost flock tonight
but
when I see you again
when you see us again
I hope that our nights are much brighter
enveloped
shrouded
muchmuch better

If you can't be good by yourself

ZEN
LET'S
BE
AMAZING
TOGETHER

2/11/16

Things that I buy when drunk 02

2/04/16

Kylo Ren and Stimpy...

That's all that I've got.

2/03/16

Thundercats (All 130 episodes at the same time) SLEEP WELL......

2/02/16

Fat Free Milk Recipe...

1/23/16

WWLloydDoblerDo

Tonight's date...
was
so-so
love and like is flimsy
micro
alpha
radio
and
gamma rays

You're great,
LOVE(s)
you really are
but not
Today
and not
Tomorrow

Things that I buy when drunk 01

1/06/16

Heterochromia iridum

My eyes are two different colors.

sorta
kinda
slightly
one used to be blue
one's dark brown
one's lighter

but through the years
the lighter eye is slowly overtaking the darker one
slightly
in tiny-slice-of-pie-pieces

so
I think
that before I die
that my eyes will be lightlight brown
before
my body's in the groundgroundground

and by then?
would I care?
and did you ever notice?
besides when the sun
would strike me
directly in my eye(s)?

1/04/16

So Much 2...

write about
and 2 little time
2night
let's not make this a habit
let's not make this a thing again
2night lets pledge or
at least
make a loose promise
2 write more about

what 1 wants
what EYE want
before everything goes away forever

before it's 2 late

12/19/15

12/09/15

WWHPD?

I know that I'm getting older because my chest is starting to look like the "Sorting Hat" from Harry Potter.

11/24/15

The Most Popular Fat Free Milk Blog Ever Since The Invention Of Putting Capital Letters On Every Word Of Every Sentence .com

email me at fatfreemilk@gmail.com

ask me anything

11/22/15

“If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration, but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present.”

11/08/15

Meat Department of the Treasury

I'm writing this instead of sending a resume.

THIS.

10/26/15

Today is the greatest...

I bought a ceramic goat head, I got my eyes checked. I don't have Fat Free Milk 2002 eyes anymore - but I'm good. I'm good. Kind of. I'm listening to Peaches right now. She doesn't like window panes. I'm watching a movie that I first watched in 1986. Doc Background is performing experiments in the Brown - I bought toys for my friend's kids today, I had a crappy Ceaser salad tonight but an excellent meat and cheese plate. I can't stop my right leg from moving right now and pretty much all of the time. I have too much energy. I was ADD and ADHD before you were in your C and the RI and the B. I'm realizing that I should've been George McFly for Halloween this year instead of BatDad. I'm listening to Concrete Blonde. Now, I'm listening to a song from Sinatra and Dinah Shore.

How are you?

email me at fatfreemilk@gmail.com

I see this every day
every night
this very moment
in the mirror
like slow-motion-Keanu/Neo Matrix moments
face-fucking every Ramones, Atari Teenage Riot and Slayer song at hummingbird speeds

Dying
Living
Trying

10/23/15

I'll see you in the milking of a cow...

10/16/15

Max Headroom

10/02/15

Like spring feels when you feel like what spring used to feel like.

Like rubbing wrists, chafed – that were bound before.

Like baby laughter and like a baby’s head smells like.

Like you used to feel.

9/22/15

SMILE MORE
JOG MORE
BE quiet

9/19/15

It's Nice...

2 have you around
to see what you've been doing
2 know that you're well
to live vicariously through you and
2 know that I'm loved by you also

it's nice
to write 2night and
life surely is amazing at times
isn't it?

i just wanted to say it
before it's
2 late

9/05/15

I Die Myself And I Want To Hate...

Burn everything that wasn't written on paper.

Oh, and my birth certificate. Save that.