Okay
maybe
I’m stupid
or maybe I’m just stupid
But I bet you a million dollars
that I'm
totally
stupid
or at the least
just stupid
but
in the
2,369 years
that I’ve had
this unsexy
and fugly
Fat Free Milk blog
would you believe
that I’ve never made
any money off of it
Well, I did ONCE
A small amount
A pitance
An amount that was MORE
than what your sister
typically makes in an hour
and MUCH less
than what your Mother
makes in a week
I mean
in all seriousness
how many years ago
did I start this?
progressively, as the years ammassed
what was once an occasional
time-passing amusement and an
occasional, head-shaking wonder
slowly grew into a miasmic
low-cost, sporadically-attended
occasionally-maintained subscription service
or some other necessary likened
similar or disimilar obligation
akin to the monthly upkeep of my lawn
and much-needed scaping of it's land
or the habitual equivalent
monthly costs of food delivery or much-needed manscaping
I'm a poor representative of my people
My people?
Who are my people?
What are they called?
WHO are they?
What are they called?
The Chosen Juans?
The Right Hand of Dog?
The Children of Cleetus?
The Lords of Lobot?
The 9 of Nein Numb Five?
The Gombe Primates of Tanzanian Doom?
The Lords of Traci?
The Whore foreskins of Alpaca Lips?
The Just in Case of Dillas?
The Moons Over My Hammy?
The Play It Again Slams?
Nooooo, my PEOPLE
The ones that are both Half-Vietnamese
and Half-Irish
And I don't mean
the Vietnamese AND the Irish
Noooooo, MY people.
The Half Vietnamese and Half Irish.
Fractions, fractals, yin-yang, Dr. Doom and Kang
The Id, Ego, The1 Self and the Elf on The Shelf
The persona, the psyche,
aaaaannnnd there are too many distractions here
plodding, manimals, leeches, slugs
not caring too much and easy to please
I would be too if i only had three things inside my mind
I don't think many people would want to take my place
or to be me
but I would never, ever
want to be you
i'd get lost in the space behind your eyes
Yeah, i dobt know where this went but it's gone, kablooey,
derailed by dodo and my own brain
