Sunday, December 29, 2024

Dictated dictated from the future while using the bathroom

 Hi.

The year is almost 2025. I remember way back in the day when we all used Evite to invite friends to parties and maybe when Friendster was still around and Myspace and I remember coming home telling my girlfriend at the time that  I watched a documentary about people that lived underneath the sewers of Las Vegas on my computer at home was kind of confusing to her and I had to explain that I watched a movie directly from netflix.com and streamed it to my computer and she was blown away, and I showed her the titles that they had available so far and it was impressive at about 200 titles. I don’t remember why I’m telling you that it’s a nice pleasant story oh yeah that was a long time ago. Mine tries to reason and then say to itself that it wasn’t that long ago, but I think it was maybe 2007? or if you don’t do the math, like me, Let’s just say it’s close to 20 years ago. Can you put long time ago now depending on your age of course if you’re 135 years old, maybe it doesn’t seem like that long and maybe if you’re 19 years old years old, then this doesn’t make any sense..

The year is almost 2025. My name is Kevin Malone and his blog may be older than you. You may have somehow come here for your first time accidentally looking for free milk recipes to use your cupcakes for the office party tomorrow or you may be a cheapskate and be looking for low-cost or free perverted porn stuff, which I’ve seen some of the search results that get some of you guys here and I’ve got two things to say you guys are sick and I’m impressed. Don’t get me started on the search results that involve milk keyword that’s where you start getting into Perv City it’s and once again, I’m impressed. 

I forget what I was talking about again I’ll obviously if you’re on here you stayed at least until this point so there must be a reason why you’ve seen this song and look you even are reading the sentence that says something about you. I don’t know what it says about you, but it says something about you, but typical of me I’ve forgotten over what I was gonna say but if you like this, I can go forever. I’ve made it this far sad beautiful and it is I guess kind of fascinating to me and terrifying all the same things in my life or exactly the same, and some things are so so far away from where I was , when I started this thing when it was a pay service from PR labs blog I mean or the ability to make one and I think I paid 1295 a month for the hosted service for this before and I thought it was a steel webpages webpage where had one page and wrote on it and posted on it refreshed it kind of made like a different skin or look to it and I thought that was the shit now No, I read my first headline about quantum teleportation through computer fiber optics so we’ve established teleportation through our computers in a certain sense about me making a statement like that is in a year or 10 or 20 from now I feel like Edison or whoever was Alexander Graham speaking, Mary, Little Lamb, nonsense into a Spectre phone or phone phone phone phone thing or screwing over Tesla world is filled with bastards and Rockefellers Edison and I learned about the new guy and big Giants. I live in the hills and where one percent or DNA come from how UFOs are popping the heads of humans like Ribbles national parks and my calcified pineal gland , and the destruction of the bells and water has feelings and I can see my Chi shooting on my fingertips as clear as day and double slit experiments and how we are all one and how I can make anything that I want to just by believing it and feeling it and meaning it and deserving it, I found out that  I create the world that I live in the other way around which blows my mind or blows our mind I should say and I know that I look forward to meeting all of you and it’s nice to see you nice to be here? And I hope to see you again , if this made sense, but I was in the bathroom sitting on the toilet in the year 2000 and almost 25 and I just wanted to say hi and I hope so more often be safe. Be good. Take care of yourself. Be nice to yourself and be nice to others  And I hope see you soon. Love you bye.