You think you're old now.
Wait until later.
You'll be REALLY OLD and then look back on today with nostalgia, laments, mistakes/regrets, you'll look back on what you should've done, and the y's and the ynot's, etc.
But, hey - we were only babies years ago and we couldn't even feed ourselves or control our bodily functions. What did we know?
But, we'll be there again. Maybe we're there right now, going through those same things.
You think you're old now.
Wait until later.
YOU'LL BE DEAD.
FUCKING DEAD.