Thursday, March 23, 2006

George Romero vs. Barbasol...

How come you never see zombies with facial hair?

or have I not been looking hard enough?

6 comments:

Lisa said...

I think it's because when you die, your hair falls out. But only on your cheeks/chin/upper lip area. Either that, OR!!! OR!! Facial hair is the key to evading Zombie-hood!! That's it! That's it!!!!!! Grow a beard, boy, hurry!

Also, there is a real estate agent named Kevin Malone here. I keep meaning to take a picture of his billboard/sign thingy for you, but I'm not a very good person/friend/painter/singer/liar/dancer/slasher... so I haven't.

Blogger better get your archives back to you whole and complete. My husband thought they would still have them, and google is one of his customers, so he should know. har. But really. They better fucking have them, and they better fucking appreciate a long-time user like yourself. "User" ...sounds so druggerific.

Lisa said...

Oh, also: I like the new template, but...I also can't look at it without wanting to cry for your lost archives. Cursed template!

Fat Free Milk said...

No, Boz fixed them. It only cost me, like a hundred bucks. Everybody send me money now. No, he didn't charge me anything. I have to thank everybody for their help later. I have to drink now.

Boz said...

You mean you would have paid me?

Fat Free Milk said...

Yeah. In Rupies, Rubles and in chocolate coins.

Lisa said...

Oh, glory be his name!!! I do still pray to Boz, even though we've drifted apart...And this proves that I'm not crazy. Well...

I feel like doing the happy dance for you, but I can't remember all the moves. I'll just flash my computer, and call it good.