11/28/23

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Hi. Where'd my popsicle go? I am right now writing to you from the future because after reading what I wrote and it made me kind of piss...
4/04/23

Reading Something About Something to Someone But Torn In Half…….

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  s and I took 112 of them, right? Some will lead to more worry, insecurities and whatever’s but, at times certain paths - invisible or well...
3/10/23

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If I never wrote what you're reading right meow - I wonder what we’d all end up writing or reading instead? Would this or whatever I wro...

I was here before phones could die and when disco wouldn’t...

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before you took your first breath and I was here when you  unfortunately tragically beautifully took  your last I was here before phones cou...
2/24/23

I'm supposed to be writing about vampire cats right now.....

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Without The World-Famous Fat Free Milk Blog With The World-Famous Fat Free Milk Blog
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2/16/23

Euglossa Bazinga

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I once met a stripper named " Cinnamon " who after we were introduced and then me immediatly asking if she had a daughter named T...
1/07/23

"I'd rather have a hole in my sock than a sock in my hole." --- Kevin Malone

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9/06/22

It Lines The Cage To Help Catch The Tweet......

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If only  I  were interesting enough for you to take a screencap of something I've said...
8/24/22

Hi.

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 You feel a little bad for how much time had passed but then accept it as...
6/08/22

HOW DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?

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I was going to show Beezus my Instacart order from today that did not get placed because of Universe Butt.