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I am Jane Goodall's Tanzanian monkeys typing about bananas.
1/07/23
"I'd rather have a hole in my sock than a sock in my hole." --- Kevin Malone
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9/06/22
It Lines The Cage To Help Catch The Tweet......
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If only I were interesting enough for you to take a screencap of something I've said...
8/24/22
Hi.
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You feel a little bad for how much time had passed but then accept it as...
6/08/22
HOW DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?
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I was going to show Beezus my Instacart order from today that did not get placed because of Universe Butt.
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5/28/22
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Hi.
10/12/21
Stargazing...
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I really don't want to write anything right now because sometimes when I write it makes my eyebrows hurt.
10/11/21
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“My mother's suffering grew into a symbol in my mind, gathering to itself all the poverty, the ignorance, the helplessness; the painfu...
10/01/21
My Late SE?EN Movie Review...
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I expected a bouquet of 'Edible Arrangements' or at least an expired Bed, Bath and Beyond gift card in the box - not Gweneth Paltrow...
Oh, HELLO!!!
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Goddamn, I missed you all! I really DID! Holy Butts - I've seriously missed you! I'm back good this time. I'm sorry that I wa...
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