Fat Free Milk

 You feel a little bad for how much time had passed but then accept it as...

I was going to show Beezus my Instacart order from today that did not get placed because of Universe Butt.

 

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I really  don't want to write anything right now  because sometimes when I write  it makes my eyebrows hurt.

  “My mother's suffering grew into a symbol in my mind, gathering to itself all the poverty, the ignorance, the helplessness; the painfu...

I expected a bouquet of 'Edible Arrangements' or at least an expired Bed, Bath and Beyond gift card in the box - not Gweneth Paltrow...

Goddamn, I missed you all!  I really DID!  Holy Butts - I've seriously missed you! I'm back good this time.  I'm sorry that I wa...

Because you'd use it to blend into the cheese section at Trader Joe's because you called  in sick  that day and just saw your boss. ...

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