Fat Free Milk
I am Jane Goodall's Tanzanian monkeys typing about bananas.
3/31/21
HOW TO MEDITATE by JK
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— lights out — fall, hands a-clasped, into instantaneous ecstasy like a shot of heroin or morphine, the gland inside of my brain discharging...
3/30/21
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3/22/21
IH
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In an alternate reality, Alternate Me woke up at a respectable seven a.m. on a Tuesday morning. Alternate Me yawned, dismissed the alarm on ...
3/18/21
Finding Söze.
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I'm 45 now and have been bartending for 20 years. I limp like Keyser Söze but I smell nice like Jesus. Also, I just thought ...
3/11/21
NO.
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I just typed that I'm the luckiest GUT in the universe. #thanks
3/01/21
NOT PENNY'S BOAT
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Oh, Lost...how I miss watching you. God, it's been 10 years? I remember vividly my finale experience and skipping out on a "Lost fi...
2/27/21
My like is pickle-flavored. That sounded weird.
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Doritos should truly be like, not a one night stand but kinda like a friends with benefits thing because DORITOS AND I SHOULD NO...
2/25/21
Oh No.
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I just burped so loudly that it scared me. I'm trembling slightly and need to sit down. No, I'll be fine...yes, a glass of water sou...
2/24/21
Morris Was Right.
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Meow, meow, meow, meow, mrowww, mroww, mreeewww, meow, mrow, mowoooowoho, MEEYRRRERAWARRWOEWWW!!!!!
2/20/21
VALIS MALONE
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https://issuu.com/philipk.dickinorangecounty/docs/pkd_in_oc_zine_layout?ff
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