2/27/21

My like is pickle-flavored. That sounded weird.

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Doritos should truly be like, not a one night stand but kinda like a friends with benefits thing because DORITOS AND I SHOULD NO...
2/25/21

Oh No.

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I just burped so loudly that it scared me. I'm trembling slightly and need to sit down. No, I'll be fine...yes, a glass of water sou...
2/24/21

Morris Was Right.

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Meow, meow, meow, meow, mrowww, mroww, mreeewww, meow, mrow, mowoooowoho, MEEYRRRERAWARRWOEWWW!!!!!
2/20/21

VALIS MALONE

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https://issuu.com/philipk.dickinorangecounty/docs/pkd_in_oc_zine_layout?ff

I WAS HOMELESS AND INSIDE A CARLS JR AT 7 AM WHEN I FOUND OUT YOU DIED. I WAS YOUNG, AND BEAT AND THE KINDEST, CREATIVE, DESTRUCTIVE NAPALMIC BLOSSOM CANCER SITHY GROGU MOWGLI ALFALFA AND THE OMEGA JAI GURU DEVA OM KONAMI CODE THRUSTING FISTING AGAINSTING POSTING STILL INSISTING HES SEEING THE GHOSTING ***×××...

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Alexa I’ve given you all and now we have nothing. Alexa 15 dollars and zero cents February 20, 2021.    I can’t stand our hive...
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2/19/21

I May...

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be dumb as rocks and as dull as rusted iron at times but at least I'm not as dumb as rusted iron and as dull as rocks. #iwin

Hi.

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CLfM8BtHYhz/?igshid=blsagrfzwmp3 Hayyyyyy
2/18/21

This makes no sense.

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Pssssst Chancho... I need to borrow some sweatssss.  Chancho:  are you leaving us?  Nacho:  No, Chancho, I would never leave you...

Tiger, you hit the jackpot! Do you not see how well this 45 year-old prances with his elastic and ever-expanding Covid pantses?

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2/17/21

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