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I am Jane Goodall's Tanzanian monkeys typing about bananas.

6/19/15

All Of The Pictures On My Desktop Right Now...

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6/14/15

SATAN

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When you smile, it's like Christmas lights turn on at the same time all over the world.
6/04/15

If You Were To Die Right Now, How Would You Feel About Your Life?

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Tyler Durden just said that. I asked Tyler what he was doing in my living room and he punched me in the face and told me to stop askin...

Are You Going?

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I'm so sorry that Buddy Holly died. Because I totally, would've LOVED to see him at the Orange County Fair.
5/24/15

Mischa Maisky plays Bach Cello Suite No.1 in G (full)

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5/20/15

My 30-Year Old Self Interviewied My 40-Year Old Self...DRAFT

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Describe the 40 year old's house from the 30 years old's perspective. Like he's a legit interviewer. Describe the set up for th...
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5/19/15

Fat Free Milk

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OLD SCHOOL BLOG HEADING.
5/15/15

Who's scruffy-lookin'?

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I'm a hungry   Wampa   without   a Tantaun Chewbacca   without a   Bowcaster Greedo   with good aim Salaciou...
4/29/15

I'm having a healthy amount of optimism about life lately...YEAH. ME. DRAFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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POSITIVITY/HOPE It's nice and refreshing. It feels like fancy sparkling water with lime. Like puppy smell. Like babies when they aren...
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I never thought I was that great anyway. I write like I speak. Like Yoda with Strep Throat. Like Marlee Matlin drunk. Like Jabba without Bib Fortuna. Like...fershure.

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I just scratched my head before I started writing. Do people actually do that? I'm a cartoon. I'm ridiculous. Yet, you'r...
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