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I am Jane Goodall's Tanzanian monkeys typing about bananas.
6/19/15
All Of The Pictures On My Desktop Right Now...
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6/14/15
SATAN
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When you smile, it's like Christmas lights turn on at the same time all over the world.
6/04/15
If You Were To Die Right Now, How Would You Feel About Your Life?
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Tyler Durden just said that. I asked Tyler what he was doing in my living room and he punched me in the face and told me to stop askin...
Are You Going?
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I'm so sorry that Buddy Holly died. Because I totally, would've LOVED to see him at the Orange County Fair.
5/24/15
Mischa Maisky plays Bach Cello Suite No.1 in G (full)
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5/20/15
My 30-Year Old Self Interviewied My 40-Year Old Self...DRAFT
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Describe the 40 year old's house from the 30 years old's perspective. Like he's a legit interviewer. Describe the set up for th...
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5/19/15
Fat Free Milk
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OLD SCHOOL BLOG HEADING.
5/15/15
Who's scruffy-lookin'?
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I'm a hungry Wampa without a Tantaun Chewbacca without a Bowcaster Greedo with good aim Salaciou...
4/29/15
I'm having a healthy amount of optimism about life lately...YEAH. ME. DRAFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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POSITIVITY/HOPE It's nice and refreshing. It feels like fancy sparkling water with lime. Like puppy smell. Like babies when they aren...
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I never thought I was that great anyway. I write like I speak. Like Yoda with Strep Throat. Like Marlee Matlin drunk. Like Jabba without Bib Fortuna. Like...fershure.
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I just scratched my head before I started writing. Do people actually do that? I'm a cartoon. I'm ridiculous. Yet, you'r...
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