Fat Free Milk
I am Jane Goodall's Tanzanian monkeys typing about bananas.
4/29/15
I'm having a healthy amount of optimism about life lately...YEAH. ME. DRAFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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POSITIVITY/HOPE It's nice and refreshing. It feels like fancy sparkling water with lime. Like puppy smell. Like babies when they aren...
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I never thought I was that great anyway. I write like I speak. Like Yoda with Strep Throat. Like Marlee Matlin drunk. Like Jabba without Bib Fortuna. Like...fershure.
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I just scratched my head before I started writing. Do people actually do that? I'm a cartoon. I'm ridiculous. Yet, you'r...
4/21/15
I Wrote A Thing For A Thing And They LIKED IT...
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I can't put it here before the magazine comes out but...it's been a while since I've had something in print. I'll show y...
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4/18/15
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead, Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves, Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves. He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong. The stars are not wanted now: put out every one; Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun; Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood. For nothing now can ever come to any good. W. H. Auden
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This was the best thing that I've written today. That sentence that you just read above. I would doubt that it was the best ...
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im going to write like you im going to write like you would write im going to write things that other people would like that the...
4/11/15
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I've lost it not my sanity but something else something even bigger than losing your marbles I've lost will, directio...
4/09/15
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I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb O...
4/06/15
No attacks by ULTRON.
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I think that I'm insane. I've barely slept. I came home at 3 in the morning. Talked to my Father. Went to breakfast at 8 in the...
THE MOON...
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should be Pac-Man, the clouds should be ghosts and the stars should be pellets.
4/04/15
We Can't Stop - Vintage 1950's Doo Wop Miley Cyrus Cover ft. The Tee - T...
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