Fat Free Milk

The other day I received numerous texts and Facebook messages on my phone. Apparently, there was a guy running around town dressed up as...

Dr. Octopus not a hugger The Joker introverted Doctor Doom vain Braniac dumb Flash stoner Batman needs to focus and I ...

If I was a politician, I would lie to you. If I was a scientist, I would show you the facts. If I was a cop, I would write you not poem...

EWE YOO EHYEW U EIW YEU EUY YEWH eHUGH EHUHw EHeeew YOOeew Ueewww iyoo BE WELL.

Dear Samantha, this year didn't start off as well as I expected but I'm going to take it and turn it all around and think about it...

I say to go through my records and pick something that you've never heard before. WU-TANG? Well played, Grasshopper. Well played....

is a spaceship. You're a passenger. Fare thee well. I wish you Godspeed, traveller.

I came home three hours later. Southern California/OC is a strange, strange place. It makes no sense. Alaska makes sense. It's ...

would you miss about all of this after you've died?