8/29/14

Part of my other job is writing shit like this...

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***** ******* Interview Questions Let’s talk shoes. Give me old school or current celebrity crushes, and why? If y...
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8/27/14

I was going to write something EPIC

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but i just started sneezing
8/25/14

Walking around in my backyard...

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Looking up at the chemtrail Kanjii in the sky. Time's passing. You are too. All of you. In and out, back and forth. Sometimes her...
7/25/14

Every Night For Years. Written By Kevin Malone. Filmed by Evan Schiefelbine.

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About 3 years ago I bought this Tomaso Albinoni record that skipped on a five count halfway through a song. I liked the idea of somethin...
6/25/14

Fat Free Milk A

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A nother day or A nother year A nother beat of the heart is  A -Okay A bad relationship A working relationship A n unfathomably-har...
6/13/14

noAymanhhDUHbiekirno

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“I will not try to convince you to love me, to respect me, to commit to me. I deserve better than that; I AM BETTER THAN THAT...Goodbye.”  ...
6/02/14

THE HOUSE DOWN THE STREET - - -

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All we ever heard was the same record playing over and over again. Was it the little old lady who played it or the rarely-seen, dumpy-...

DIPS - - -

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Fall. Stumble. Run. Walk. Crawl. Skip. Hop. Jump. Fast. Slow. Stand. Sit. Stop. Go. Through life’s Up and Downs.

BUDDHA WALKS INTO A BAR - - -

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HEYHOWYA’DOIN’CANIGETCHASUMTHIN’? Buddha remained silent. WHADYAWANTAJACKANDCOKEMAYBEABEER? Buddha closed his eyes. ...

TIMEOUT - - -

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My Mother ended up getting very old. Retirement homes are expensive. Locks are not.