Fat Free Milk

Scrabble belongs in your bar. So, shut it.

I'm packing on new days like a fine layer of moth wing dust. Please treat me gently. I may seem ugly. But. Regardless. I might be beauti...

Get up, get up says your trainer I feel tired you say please just let me lay down Oh, no, no, no, you big pussy you're much stronger tha...

Each day is like a unique fingerprint, a strand of DNA, a snowflake. Each night has been a "day"mare, a slow trudge through suckin...

I know this. But, at least it's FREE boredom.

I want this next one to be totally Boo Radley as opposed to this years horrific Liberace naked jumping into a pool.

Christmas sweaters...EVERYWHERE!!!

Everything that I wished for before I now have and everything I now have is nothing compared to what I had.

I collect brilliant scraps of life like you do tickets I'll start writing my shit down when you learn how to FUCKING drive

Having a hole in your sock sounds much better than having a sock in your hole.