Fat Free Milk

Christmas sweaters...EVERYWHERE!!!

Everything that I wished for before I now have and everything I now have is nothing compared to what I had.

I collect brilliant scraps of life like you do tickets I'll start writing my shit down when you learn how to FUCKING drive

Having a hole in your sock sounds much better than having a sock in your hole.

Downloading songs for my work's iPod. I'm in hell. Bing Crosby helps, though. Sammy Davis Jr. does not. I want to shoot him in his g...

I wish the rest of my life was as perfect as my eBay feedback score.

Awww...man. I'm really touched but no, my house didn't burn down. I rent anyway. It's true that all of my crap is gone but that...

Fire's out but I can still smell the smoke. It permeates the air, my clothes will need to be washed and I'll need someone to look at...

Haven't been writing on this old friend, here, Fat Free Milk, because of big life changes and a lack of a computer. Revisiting a lot of ...

Each bruise on my body tells a story.