Fat Free Milk

this is my primary blog. blog, meaning-not a novel. i am too lazy to eat. i need to remind myself to make that file with all of my compounde...

Our house smells like cat pee. I think I'm gonna go out and buy some firewood to cover it up. Word.

The cool, black shirt I ruined while using bleach. The bottle of vodka didn't make it past midnight. I rule.

Kelly Clarkson is in my head.

And I just wrote something much funnier than this on it. Much funnier.

Boss #3 took me out to lunch today which happened to be right across the parking lot from a place that I worked at for about four years. Thi...

Three seperate times today a bee was hovering outside my car window. Why?

Seriously, I noticed it a long time ago and mentioned something but - what's the deal with 30 hits a day looking for Ghost Rider? Is he ...

When the boring job (not the cool one) now won't let me access You Tube due to their firewall? That's when things get even more bori...

Maybe I'm more like the reclusive J.D. Salinger, but without the talent and the one good book. Am I'm totally not comparing myself t...