Fat Free Milk

Me - "I just had the weirdest dream. I dreamt that I was in an old apartment with some other people and that it was haunted. I saw th...

Than The Cookie Monster would drop-kick you in the weakest spot of your body. He'd be pissed. Nobody should ever deny a being his addic...

Frustrating not to be able to share my simple joys with complicated people. Frankenstein's monster ended up confusing flower petals with...

Note to self: Self, Hello! Hope your day went well! Remember to check who you're emailing Dharma Initiative logos to next time. Your bos...

And The Slow Days Do Nothing To Erase The Constant Changes In Your Face...and he asked himselfquietlyand politelyto Stop for a second.whatwh...

Is a bag of tortilla chips in the backpack of a clumsy man with one leg, three toes and a horrible case of epilepsy.

All of it.

wHATS HER NAME - THE BLONDE FROM lost AND THE LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS LOOKING FOR HER FATHER ON SEASON ONE OF deadwood AND PUT THEM IN A GLADIAT...

rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least...