Fat Free Milk

Regardless of how much one whines and complains about the lack of things that make you happy – sometimes absence does make the heart grow fo...

Dear Courtney, I abhor The Market. I HEART fresh produce. I HATE The Beer Garden. I like seeing random pig-fuckers meandering about. I HATE ...

They're really calling you immature. I am backwards/infantile/H.G. Wells' Time Machine-style - I am the vanishing dot on old black a...

Me No Pay Attention To Distracting Blog. Me Go Write On Projects. Me See You Later...Me Thinks...

An excerpt from The Don Juan Project (used with no permission) ELVIRA No--I’ll grant you, that’s foul: well played lad. But, no, this rank b...

Today looks weird. Everything’s all whited-out and pasty-looking. And it just feels weird. Like how airport lobbys or auto mechanic shops f...

Was just at a big, corporate bookstore getting a birthday present for a friend. There was a very bored-looking man sitting behind a table fu...

God, fucking somebody stop this phone from ringing...

I work next door to a plastic surgery center and have not seen one person come in or out of there. Either the plastic surgeon sucks really ...

I ordered a pizza. Got home. It looked and smelled great. Like arcades or Chucky Cheese. but it tasted a little... off . They forgot to put ...