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Me No Pay Attention To Distracting Blog. Me Go Write On Projects. Me See You Later...Me Thinks...

An excerpt from The Don Juan Project (used with no permission) ELVIRA No--I’ll grant you, that’s foul: well played lad. But, no, this rank b...

Today looks weird. Everything’s all whited-out and pasty-looking. And it just feels weird. Like how airport lobbys or auto mechanic shops f...

Was just at a big, corporate bookstore getting a birthday present for a friend. There was a very bored-looking man sitting behind a table fu...

God, fucking somebody stop this phone from ringing...

I work next door to a plastic surgery center and have not seen one person come in or out of there. Either the plastic surgeon sucks really ...

I ordered a pizza. Got home. It looked and smelled great. Like arcades or Chucky Cheese. but it tasted a little... off . They forgot to put ...

The body of Christ. The body of Bunny. Same thing.

Today I'd been feeling a little bit under the weather so after getting home from work I bought a bag of oranges and a 3 month-old South ...