Fat Free Milk

Funny thing about the lack of parental love is that as time passes and the more that you actually get a hold of what happened or didn't ...

Right now my house smells like the mall. Earlier today, TARGET sounded exactly like being on a cruise ship. Also, I see a horrible piece of ...

Dude. Seriously. Totally un-funny today. un-everything today. I guess this would make me a Communist, also.

For every ten psychotic thoughts I have one moment of clarity For each bone that I break A muscle will get stronger Today When bored and dul...

how much is too little to make that big of a deal of when a big thing that seems so small in the grand scheme of things gets taken away from...

My dog smells like a baby. A baby who shit his pants.

There's something wrong about accidentally finding a bottle of vodka in your cupboard. It's kind of like The Gods on Mount Olympus c...

Jesus, work is boring. Last time I did anything this repetitive, I was ten...and then couldn't touch it again for like, a week.

How come you never see zombies with facial hair? or have I not been looking hard enough?

and so what do you do? you try you try to make it better but nothing happens the gods on Blog Olympus don't get back to you rain fire si...