1/30/06

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Reverse Medusa Meets The Man With The Achilles Brain... Girl cut me off this morning. My car almost slammed into hers. I started cursing at ...
1/25/06

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In Da Office. Word Up, Sucka. I am doing so much nothing today that it's messing up my shit.
1/23/06

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The Slow Assassination Of Kevynn Malone... I swear to Zeus that the girlfriend and the various domesticated animals in the house have conspi...
1/19/06

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The Sky Looks ILM Fake... he checks his pockets for scraps of paper he swears he had things to do but there were no papers so now what he th...
1/16/06

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ATTENTION: Men over 40 that wear colognes that smell like fish, ass, grass and the cigarette smoke of dive bars? STOP IT. Thank you. Also, I...
1/12/06

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At Least They Have Jillian Barberie... You wake up this morning from having horrible nightmares to Kevin Federline being interviewed on The ...
1/11/06

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1,2,1,2,3,4 [whistle]... It's kind of funny. I've been bored at work and reading, reading, reading various crap on the internet. I t...
1/09/06

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The White Mountains... The phones are acting weird today. Calls disconnect. I can hear a click when I get on the phone – kind of like somebo...
1/05/06

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My Car Smells Like Cat Pee Too... It’d be convenient if I had a computer attached to my head. Then I could write about stuff while it was ha...
12/29/05

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Bees Make Honey. Cows Make Milk. Couples Make Babies. I Make Messes… For 29.95 you can have unlimited calling to my heart, and for just 9.95...