Fat Free Milk

The Sad Thing Is... That I think that I spend more time talking about other peoples relationships or just philosophizing in general about t...

Wrecking Crew... Arghhh. The only good thing about L.A. is the people living in it.

My Ancestors Would Be Proud... I hate being busy. I hate doing things. I hate going in public places. I hate being around people. I don'...

And His Brother Gandalf... Dude. Full on just saw a guy's paperwork and his name is... Merlin. Fucking Merlin. He's married too. Can...

Richard Fell... I think that the ankle's not broken but my drunken, youthful exhuberance is my confidence in this body is as brittle as ...

No More Golfing For Me... 3 A.M. in the park across the street. Drunk w/ a neighbor. I fell getting more golf balls. Now I won't have a ...

No More Vodka Redbulls For me... The cement fairies must've poured cement in my ears while I was sleeping last night. I can't even f...

The Back Street Boys... Aren't that bad. Really .

Palm Trees On Fire Smell Like Smog... This lightning's burning them up out here Power went out and I just sat here in the darkness not k...

My Brain Is Dying... After work I went to the corner store to buy a six pack of Coke. Minutes after that, on the way home I stopped at the g...