Fat Free Milk

Fat Free Milk... would like your help... YOU Need to tell me a story (or as many as you want) about a wild and crazy night involving drunken...

I'm Ready... Dig?

William Shatner's Nights Will Always Be More Boring Than Mine Even Though He Lives In Outerspace... I catch myself, sometimes, thumping ...

I Blame Frank Black, Burl Ives And The Satisfyingly Dichotomous itunes... for making me not further contribute to the great american novel....

No Amount Of Looking Around The Room... will provide enough inspiration to warrant me spending more than five minutes writing on this thing....

Things That Make Me Happy In 2005 So Far... Spider-Man Comics Radiohead (still) Remembering things that I've forgotten that I liked ipod...

Man... I'm kind of nuts sometimes. I get in these moods where I decide to be bad and just start drinking through self-created bouts of m...

Happy Birthday Hank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Half Pepperoni, Half Baby's Breath And Some Sides Of Ranch Dressing Please... So, if I, coming home from work late last night, considere...