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Today Is My Birthday. All Of You Need To Eat A Piece Of My Flesh... AN SOISGEUL AIR REIR NAOMH MARC 1. CAIBIDEIL Teagasg Eoin Baistidh: Crio...

And The Meek Shall Inherit Meek Genes... Like Ender Wiggin, I am too tired to play like I used to, but will still win, even though I groan l...

Like Lightning - Except Only Slower - And More Like A Buzz, Instead Of A JOLT... Sorry. I was talking about my mother's vagina. No . I w...

"Through the use of MasterCard fraud-fighting tools that proactively monitor for fraud, MasterCard was able to identify the processor t...

Y' know, I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink. Cuz' When They Wake Up In The Morning - That's The Best That They're G...

Sagan's Brain... If I could - I'd sell slivers of it in the bottom of special tequila bottles. To be so smart, and then to die - m...

The Only Thing A Commander Ever Truly Controls Is His Own Army... Days like the fastest molasses and dreams congeal into uneaten messes. We ...

They Go For The Eyes First... Yesterday, I was stopped at a stop sign and was fascinated by a crow pecking at a dead rat carcass. The rat...

It's My Little Sister's Birthday... It is not Flag Day.

Rip Van Shithead... I have spent the last two nights sleeping on the couch. Tonight? Better find out soon, boyo. Your clock and relationship...