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Dip Them In A Vat Of Popcorn Butter And Then Kick Them Down The Hallway... Babies and kids in theatres. On Thursday I had to tell some twelv...

People Are Watching It Right Now... I'm a big fucking Star Wars geek. Always loved the movie - I'm in my late, late, late twenties.....

And The Slow Days Do Nothing To Erase The Constant Changes In Your Face... and he asked himself quietly and politely to Stop for a second. w...

Racecar Backwards... Just caught myself not knowing what to say on the phone because I was so distracted with something stupid on the comput...

Things I Hate To Do... Why does it seem that I know everybody else a lot better than they know me?

Nothing Compares...To You... Sometimes, I wanna shave my head. It only happens when I'm drunk. I don't know why. Maybe I look at mys...

Mommy And Daddy...Thanks, Raymi ... That's the second cool band that I've found on her website. Sometimes you discover the best thin...

And They Should... carry our bodies down by the river after we die. There, they will bathe us, wrap us in fine silk and then let the slow cu...

Knights Of The Old Republic... I type this without my glasses. Without SPECTACLES, which is the Greek god of sight. Without TESTICLES, which...

I Am Walter Mitty's Lack Of Realism... Pretty much every Chrsitmas, I would at least, get a couple of records from my dad. The Adventure...