Fat Free Milk

Peter Porker - Spider Ham... If somebody sends you an invite to a BBQ in Santa Monica this Saturday and you don't have any idea as to wh...

Fig Newton And The Nature Of Garvity... I'm getting to be a big bore. I think that I may have to get so drunk tonight - that I poo my pa...

Roaches Have No Karmic Value... I killed two spiders the other day. One, I felt guilty about and the other - I didn't. The first fought ...

You Ruined My Night, Jen - I'm Going Home... This is what i just heard. Now Im listening to fat Free Radio. Chris Rock is bagging on The...

Jason Todd... If the stupid cat never would've run out in the first place - he never would've gotten his ass kicked. Now he has thre...

Poppies... I am in limbo, am at my new second job, behind a desk, trying to be productive. Trying not to twiddle my thumbs. The boss is on v...

Who Created Ultron?... I've never had any idea what I was doing. I've never had a plan. I've never fully dedicated myself to any...

Ojo... am content as an outside cat is when you feed it.

Stan Lee As Willie Lumpkin... Green lantern. Green Hornet. Green Arrow. All superheros. All stupid names. And trust me, in the nerdy comic b...

Tad Hamilton... I just called myself an "ass-munch" for not putting more cokes in the fridge. I must be really pissed off.