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Nick Fury : Agent Of Shield... God(s), I'm going to clench my fist tightly together and give you the almighty prayer scoop. I'm gonn...

Bok Bok... Tomorrow, when I'm hiding Easter Eggs - they'll all be in my pants. I will also be looking for treats at the bottom of be...

Delete Yourself... Found my first grey hair tonight. I wanted to do something special w/ it. So I ate it.

Older Post Than Thou... I'm so confused. I just found out that my old grade school has a website. It was a random thought that crossed m...

And Their Bruce Lee T-Shirts Will Continue To Chop Away At The Elements Until They Become Rags Of Fury... If I was given a dollar from St. O...

Running Of The Vodka Redbulls... So far, The Rev. KMal has made my girlfriend stand on patio furniture and not able to get down unless she s...

Thing I'm Most Afraid Of No. 83... That when they write about me after I die, they'll say... 'During 1995-2005, he worked variou...

A Puff of Smoke... Yeah, I make dinner a lot - and it's never for me. I like to cook because it's something to do while thinking non...

Why I'm A Good Boyfriend, Reason No. 5498754376... Me - (from the computer) Hi honey! Her - (from the bedroom) I just watched a dsahklsh...

Aayla Secura's Blue Boobs... If I watch the new Star Wars trailer one more time - I will become THE BIGGEST NERD EVER IN THE HISTORY OF...