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Thank You, Chris ... I didn't want to go to a strip club tonight. Thank you for paying for the cover charge. Thank you fo...

Govinda... Internet. Waste of time. Sometimes I don't like you. You look good, smell good, give to charity - but you're a filt...

Reason Why I'm A Bad Boyfriend No. 4764343... Girlfriend was feeling depressed because of her period, tsunami coverage on TV, a sp...

My Best Christmas Ever... Might of written about this before. I know that I have, but I think that it was in one of my notebooks. ...

I Was Excited... When I heard that a show called ANIMAL COPS was going to be on Animal Planet. But...alas, the show didn't feature...

That There. That's Not Me. I Go Where I Please... Merry Pippin Astrid Lindgren Dolph Hitler Or Mistletoe Jam On It by Stephen King...

Or Like When I Leave The Grocery Store Without My Groceries... Or like right now. Getting to my front door and realizing that I left m...

In My Optimus Prime... They say that it's good to take a different route to work every day. To help break the tedium. To ease ...

Nigella's Kind Of Big...But Sexy... Best way to decorate for my girlfriend's berfday extravaganza this weekend - and consideri...

And you will find a fortune - though it will not be the fortune you seek...... ...But first, first you must travel a long and diff...