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The Hydrant Was Going As Usual, And Paul Joined The Crowd. He Found Himself Soothed By The Cool Spray From The Water. He Waited With Eager...

You Are My Density... Watched most of the Back To The Future trilogy on cable today. I got my first real skateboard after seeing the f...

They Would Want You To Enjoy What Is Before You... Yes. They would want you to realize the importance of your family gathering. ...

Dylan and Dry Cedar... Both the soft pop and crackles of the LP on the record player and of the burning logs in the fireplace are wort...

Dean Martin 2008... Kicked everybody out early because I felt like hell. Most people stayed home because it was too cold anyway. I...

George R. Stewart... You spend most of the day doing things that you don't want to do. In between bouts of busy madness, you keep ...

Self, Remember To Go To The Bank And To Return Your Library Books Tomorrow... The only thing worse than bartending one night a week is...

And The Whole Time I Was Standing In My Cat's Throw-Up... I was just on the phone with a friend and he told me that while clea...

This Is The House That Jack Built... This is the guy you voted for last week.

It Smells In Here... Really. It does. Bad. It can't be me - can it? My god. Something's wrong... This isn't right. ...