Fat Free Milk

Dia De Los Leche... xxx Going here in a couple of hours for a friend's Halloween party. My friend's old band, Longfellow ...

Salt And Pepa's Here... They're filming a Christmas movie right across the street from my house. They've been there all we...

Fat Free Milk... I guess I’m going to have to give up real writing. It seems like all I can do now is this fake stuff or the off the t...

Aslan Hates Pedro... Yeah. I've been taking a break. It's good to do, because THE INTERNET is a time sucker and I already have...

Mr. Cogswell, Mr. Tate, and Mr. Slate... Never let your boss see the inside of your home. They will either think that you're a chi...

This Is All I Have... When it comes to my uncanny sandwich and salad-making abilities - I'm a genius. When it comes to everythi...

Ender, Valentine, Peter and Bean...

Today, It's All About... impatient fat ladies with short hair. Oh, and buy this thing from me now. Fatties.

I was Reading About What I Was Doing Last Year And The Realized That I've Been Writing On fat Free Milk For Two Years And Eleven days ...

I'm The Green Lion... I hate getting home this late. Thank god for friends, though. If I didn't have any friends, then my bar ...