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Asiatic Anti-Venoms... Man, you get so lazy - you don't really want to put the effort into telling imaginary people what you...

Doyle Brunson's Bad Knees... Wish me luck today.

I Wear This Helmet To Protect My Head From When I Have My Epileptic Fits… I slowed the car to a crawl in the middle of the street to s...

Snagglepuss... Why write when I have eggrolls to eat? I stopped by the Vietnamese place to pick up some to go. I feel like I don't...

By The Time You Read This... I'll be at work serving drinks to drunks. By the time that I'm done with this, hopefully I...

Winkle... I guess sleeping pills do have some uses, huh? I actually got some sleep. A little.

Benjamin Grimm... and Mr. Fantastic now does porn. He and his family got kicked out of The Baxter Building and he had no choice. S...

FUCK... Too much talky talk. Too many distractions. Forget trying to write. I don't see how married people do it if they don...

1000x... I have that condition where your legs get all antsy and achey when you're in bed. So, even when I'm tired sometimes, ...

Jawa Sand Crawlers... I think that The Olympics would be a lot more interesting if they unleashed baby sharks in the pools while p...