Fat Free Milk

Jibjab... Woke up early and went to see over 200 human bodies dissected in various states and put on artistic and medical display...

I'm Here, Huckleberry... Created a new website . Drop by and write real quick. Thanks, Bubba..

Johnathan Crane... i FEEL AS OLD AS i THOUGHT THAT i DID WHEN i WAS YOUNGER, EXCEPT THAT NOW - i'M ACTUALLY THAT OLD. eVERYTHIN...

Marvin Gaye... Just saw two old men fighting each other at a bar. I didn't break it up, it just made me tired. And then I left o...

Publish Post... "What matter most is how well you walk through the fire." Sometimes. Sorry, Hank. But, sometim...

Nelson Riddle Me This, Batman... I just erased my post. It was about how people trap you and talk your ear off when you're a ba...

Victor Von Doom And Reed Richards... Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick... Sometimes, I hate THE INTERNET. Was...

Yeah, That's Right - I'm The Egg Man... Making deviled eggs again. That means that the house will smell fartier than usual. ...

I Have... all of the symptons of The West Nile Virus. That's what I get for playing around with the corpses of dead birds. ...

We Will Become Silhouettes... the heat pecks at your temples the worms spoon under your eyelids fangs split through your gums and t...