Fat Free Milk

Obi-Wan...       more smoke and then I think I'm done for.   Too much booze.   Listen to this   http://www.audioblogger...

Bannock Beans And Black Tea...         Looked like earthquake weather outside today. Overcast pink sky, slightly humid and quiet....

Bremen... Ran into the bedroom to give the girlfriend a kiss. Legs got snagged by two laundry baskets. Fell flat on my face. Now s...

Create A New Post... And the bombs dropped years ago But our clean up crews are doing their work in the fields They have the mos...

Cortez And The Fountain Of Youth... If you ever want to see what I was like when I was young - wake me up on my only day off and the...

Blackstar... After I climbed on the roof and tried to grab the cat that was sitting on top of my chimney, I went and joined two fe...

Mum-Ra...

Pray... That my pizza doesn't burn. Yes. It is THAT important.

Meet George Jetson... Having sex in Zero Gravity would be cool, but dodging all of the floating liquids would suck.

Ernest Hemingway's Shotgun... There are good drunks - and there are bad drunks... I'm an awesome drunk.