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Punching Butterflies Out Of The Sky... Started going through my many old " to be finished " story and idea lists and fou...

Jenna Lewis... New, short post thing at Yoda's Mud Hut in Dagobah.

Doyle Brunson... It IS possible to have had too much fun and craziness. Totally possible to be so lazy that you just don't want t...

Help!... I'm typing this in the lobby of a waffle house in San Diego. I swear. I'm not kidding. I don't know why they have...

Birds fly up And down spinnin' round Flyin' all around From my window A little brown sparrow came Flutterin' down Le m...

Hulkamania... Today I saw condoms for sale at the 99 cent store.

How I Spent My Summer Vacation... Blogger's now in my cool book. They helped me out. All I had to do was send them a couple of Spi...

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Cookie Puss... There are three girls in my bed right now and I'm sitting here writing to you about how much I like The Beastie Boy...