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I Need... To remind myself to be happy before I start to spend the rest of my life being unhappy i know everything that i used to b...

Do I Write Email Spam To Myself?... But they need to remember how eagerly cup behind girl scout procrastinates.Furthermore, tripod bey...

Bunny Mcintosh Rollerskates On Your Face And Makes You Cry... I broke my digital camera today. No focus anymore. The camera - not me...

Beautiful Stories For Ugly Children...

A Message For You From The Guy That Screams In The Middle Of The Street And Pretends To Hold A Rifle... I just gave him a couple of bu...

More Important Than Me Getting Drunk... Go visit The Island Of Misfit Toys . Come back. Don't. Bring gum and a sleeping bag....

Some Other Day Than Today... I can't write. The story I just started...ended. Hiccup will forever wonder why people are stealing h...

Samuel Clemens' Right Eye... Since nobody reads this site anymore - maybe I'll just let it die and do more productive things. ...

Oliver Queen... Whenever my girlfriend talks about going shopping, I ask her to look at the toys for me. Even if she's going t...

Jai Guru De Va Om... I just tried to take one of those little quiz thingys that you find on somebody else’s website – but the question...