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Stone Cold... I leave for Austin tomorrow morning. Maybe I'll write less, maybe I won't. Maybe I don't really care muc...

There Must Be An Unwritten Rule... That the more keys a man has jingling from his belt... The creepier he is...

Uncle Rhesus Monkey... I wish that when people talked about Hip Hop - they were actually talking about people that were hip, and hop...

Regarding Chewbacca's Inability To Speak Human And His Deep Feelings Toward Han Solo... He would've said to Princess Leia,...

Not A Cool Title... If I was an addict trying to score illegal substances at a party, I'd bring along a K9 drug-sniffing dog. ...

Friday, February 28, 2003... Bamboo Plants... My name is Kevynn Malone. I am 5' 11' and a half inches tall. I weigh 138 lbs...

ENOUGH. The Sovereign Of Asgard Has Greater Tasks To Attend Than The Subjugation Of One ALREADY Brought So Low. Take Him To The Dungeons, ...

They Might Be Wil Wheaton… Went to see They Might Be Giants on Friday. Thanks to Cartoon Pig for the tickets. It was at the House...

Stop It. C'mon, You Can Do It... Someone has found Fat Free Milk through Google about a hundred times in the last couple of days b...

They Might Be Giants... Tonight. Drinks. Geeks. No fights. Well, maybe - y' never know. But how much harm can a geek do ...