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What I Learned From Today's Two Year Old... We have the same sense of humor. We don't have the same amount of energy. W...

NERD... Shipping This Week: March 31, 2004 The following products are expected to ship to comic book specialty stores this week....

The Great Brain And His Fascination With Water Closets... I think that if you don't like books - you're retarded. Doi, you...

Santa Clara Vampires... My girlfriend rented Mona Lisa Smile last night. I fell asleep and had nightmares about Julia Roberts b...

Even When I'm Dead... I doubt I'll get enough sleep.

Et Tu, Brutus... Dear old man on the street today, If I looked like Popeye - I would not be smoking a small pipe. Just my opin...

The Dark Crystal... Rock star friend called me from the SXSW festival in Austin last night. Said that he met the owner of a magazi...

Hey. I'm not working tonight. What did I do instead? Nothing. How do I feel about it? Great.

This Weekend... Knowing Kung Fu would come in handy. I can just feel it...

My Internal Combustion Engine Is Technologically Obsolete By At Least Fifty Years... I hear we are going to hit close to $3.00 a gallo...