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Homage To Catalonia... I never usually end up talking about personal things, I don’t know why – some stuff peeks through every onc...

That Last Post... Was really bad. I have been having a lot of those dreams, though. All my writing lately hasn't even been half-...

Mi Ojos... Man, have my dreams been crazy lately or what? Seriously. They've all been nuts. All of them involve women. Ummm...ma...

Cat... Jumped on my shoulder while I was pooing. I tried to lean a little... and it was an expensive sweater, y' know? So, ...

Be Like Einstein… Think of Cosmological Constants, but forget to get a haircut. What’s Einstein like, Yolanda? He’s cool…he’s ...

Now My Socks Are Wet... Hey now. We just cleaned the carpets, so I have to take off my shoes. Well, actually... we didn't just ...

Five Dollar Boom Boom... I seriously used to hump bedposts and basketball poles when I was young... Am I ashamed? Maybe. ...

Sex And The Wussy... What's worse? Dashing home to record the Sex And The City cast farewell on Oprah after work for my girlfriend...

Harvey Pekar Depot... So far, I picked up the sucky-ass tulips that I ordered, and did a double take. The arrangement seemed way too s...

Mrs. Vlad Tepes = Happy... Seriously, I think that this may be the earliest I've gone to sleep in a loooooooonnng time... Rejo...