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Earthlings... Howdy.

All My Friends Need Blue Star Ointment... I'm kind of disappointed with their schedules. The rare times that I stop by their h...

While My Pen Gently Weeps... Headphones. Got some for Christmas. Now I need to crawl down underneath the table and plug them in...go...

Funky Pants... And it's cold. And My fingers are numb. And Tony and Tom just got done singing a song about pants when I was over a...

Merry Christmas...

Stepped In... Dog poo at work. Came home to a cat poo house. Cleaned the turtle poo filter in the tank. Poo.

Dear Paris Hilton... I’ve never written to you before – but since Christmas is coming - I better get this letter in soon so th...

Fat Free Milk, fatfreemilk, fatfreemilk.com, fat-free-milk, and Fatty Arbuckle... Tonight, I am bigger than Neve Campbell and the daug...

For you. For Christmas... I am giving out email presents. Presents made of nonsense, but better than nothing, right? This means...

Today... Is go-to-the-comic-book-store-day... (for me, at least) Nerd!