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Carbonite... San Diego. Hotel. Getting drunk. Jumping from one bed to the other with my butt in the air. The slowest taxi cab drive ev...

Henry And Beezus Have Been Replaced By Nick LeShay And Jessica Simpson... I was at the library today to pay a $28.00 fine. I'm alw...

Jwaiswhfbfnsidsipdsij... Never, ever let me fal asleep again, okay?

G.I. Joe vs. The Transformers... What a revoltin' development. I've hard many hard assignments in the past. Horrible magazine ...

Written In My Backyard. Now. Just A Cigarette Ago. Wheee!... It seems that now, my time is measured more by the clock than it ever was...

Theo Huxtable's Best Friend... Tonight I saw a cockroach the size of a baby. Not here. Somewhere else. When I was young, I saw ...

Digital Hardcore... Yeah, like you care what I did today. I'm writing like a seventeen yr. old... god I hate my brother, Blaine ...

I Just Erased What I Wrote Here Before... I spilled my Mimosa on my foot. I sang Part Of Your World from The Little Mermaid at Karao...

Danse Macabre... I hate politics and hate writing about them more, so this is about as political as I get. I wish that all of this Cal...

Shit... I cuss too much, don't I?